X-Men: Apocalypse (2016) Review

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Let me start this review saying this.........Rotten Tomatoes...................FUCK......YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!.................Awwww I feel so much better now, we can proceed XD.



Finally after all the trailers, stupid memes of Apocalypse comparing him with  Ivan Ooze, and now idiotic reviews from "suppose critics", finally we get to see the last X-Men film, from director Bryan Singer.....all I can say is..................MR. SINGER, you have done it AGAIN, fan-fucking-tastic X-MEN FILM somehow someway Bryan Singer is the only person in the planet who knows how to make a proper X-Men film, and he just get better and better with each movie.......now did this movie is better than Days of the Future Past........NO, low your expectations, that been say, I loved this film just as much I loved X2, so yeahh, WHAT THE FUCK Rotten Tomatoes saw bad in this film......I GOT NO FUCKING IDEA? but anyway I never listen to those fuckers, luckily most reviewers in You Tube neither listen to RT because many think just like me, this was another GREAT X-Men film, so let's dive into the movie already:

THE BAD:

Seriously I trying to think in something bad, but the best I have is nitpicks at best......too much destruction?? HELL NO this is the LAST film in a saga of films, different than Transformers or Man of Steel here makes lot of sense have the amount of death and destruction we got.....the X-Men are facing the BIGGEST BADDIE of the X-Men universe, the goddamn Apocalypse........errr if not that what could be bad......mnnnn let see, arrr they did not explain Apocalypse motivations???.......errr NO, again Apocalypse want a world of MUTANTS just like Magneto, but in a much, mucchhh extreme fashion, he believe he is a GOD and he have live thousand o years accumulating dozens of mutant powers, they give him an awesome introduction that explain where he comes and how he get his powers or add his powers as well why he have live so long...............so, yeah, I GOT NOTHING? Seriously after read some "suppose professional critics" that give this film a mediocre ratting I was expecting a BVS again.......and I got an X2 FUCKING AWESOME FILM.........I need to say it again, GO FUCK YOURSELVES ROTTEN TOMATOES just close that damn site.......ok the good, now I got PLENTY of goodies to tell

THE GOOD:

-The Characters: Once again the true strengths of this franchise is always been relay  on his characters and Bryan Singer understand that almost better than others directors in this franchise, now I have complain that for the most (hell ALL) X-Men movies Cyclops is been horribly miss use, wasted is a better way to say it..........I'M SO HAPPY TO REPORT....NOT IN THIS FILM, they finallyy USE CYCLOPS PROPERLY as they should have done from the beginning, Ty Sheridan did such a fantastic job as Scott Summers and I hardly can't wait to see him plays Scott in future movies if they decide to continue. Also need to talk about Quicksilver, man did they LOVE QUICKSILVER XD, I just need to say you remember this scene:



Well.......this is nothing compare with his scene in this film XD, I was laughing  at all parts during that scene, not gonna spoiled in here, just gonna say......The Crew of the Flash film, they seriously need to think in something VERY CREATIVE if they want to surpass these 2 Quicksilver scenes XD, Even Peters is again fantastic as Quicksilver and he have lot more of screentime in this film. Both McAvoy and Fassbender again are terrific as Charles Xavier and Magneto, such amazing actors, they play once again amazingly against each other. Sophie Tuner as Jean Grey was amazing as well, Kodi Smit-McPhee as Nightcrawler was fantastic (not gonna say better than Alan Cumming, but still a welcome addition), and Olivia Munn..........OLIVIA MUNN AS PSYLOCKE yep, JUSTICE EXIST!! now that PSYLOCKE takes some damn notes Brett Ratner!!.......and finally let's talk about the MAN the big Baddie all the memes complain in the internet when a FUCKING PICTURE......A PICTURE in PRODUCTION was posted about him:

-APOCALYPSE (Play by the amazing Oscar Issac): Mr. Issac, you going to high places sir and you deserve it. Apocalypse was as EPIC, big and intimidating as I imagine he would be, and Mr. Issac didn't disappoint at all, I was so invested in Apocalypse, his voice, his powers, everything he says or does in this film was epic, and his LOOKS, seriously internet?? first was complaining about Quicksilver in Days of the Future Past for a PICTURE and later EVERYYYONE LOVE HIM after seen the film, same case here, just wait next time to see the film inter trolls. Apocalypse looks AMAZING here, the people who make his costume did a great job with him, he looked badass and intimidating in all his scenes, and just like Sir Ian McKellen did with Magneto, Oscar plays Apocalypse amazingly well, you guys will not be disappoint if you folks are fans of Apocalypse. Oh BTW that Apocalypse THEME, jesus I NEED THAT IN MY LIFE.

-The Action scenes: Probably this film have the best action scenes in the entire X-Men franchise, lot of great fight sequences here, my favorite of course is QUICKSILVER (seriously that scene alone is worth the price of admission XD), another scene you guys need to look forward is certain metal CLAW dude scene in the film XD, all I gonna say, if you were disappoint by Wolverine Origins..........yeah this film also was, so they CORRECTED THE ERROR XD.

 -THE COSTUMES: My eternal complain about the entire X-Men franchise is always have been the costumes, were did the colorful, original and amazing costume from the comics goes? well it looks like they finally agree, since DOTFP Bryan Singer is giving the X-Men their costumes back and in this film they finally give them some amazing ones, but my favorite costume is PSYLOCKE, you know how MANY TIMES I HEAR THIS.......that comicbook costume is too sexy and SEXUALIZE, will look unrealistic and a an actress never wear it.....yeah actress that in some films and magazine pose NUDE can't wear a LEOTARD??? FUCK THAT, and Olivia Munn defined show here that THAT WAS BULLSHIT, she looked amazingly sexy and BADASS in her uniform, if was fresh, it was colorful and was more original than any female hero costume wear by an actress in others films (except for Gal Gadot WW), so yeahh, please Hollywood, give us MORE COSTUMES FOR FEMALE CHARACTERS like THIS!!

-The Story: I let this last because is probably the weakest part in the film, this is a very straight forward comic book film, a little by the numbers, Big Baddie wants to takes over the world:



Yep sue me NC.....and heroes go to try to stop him, big battle heroes wins the END. But.....it WORKS HERE!! I got no complain with an story like that if you give me GOOD CHARACTERS and this film have GREAT CHARACTERS SO if is not broke then keep using it. 

Overall this was a great movie and in my humble opinion doesn't have anything bad, the only sin of this film is that came out after the HYPE of Civil Wars and is a sequel of a much superior film like Days of the Future Past, but nothing else, this is a fantastic X-Men film, so yeah go and see it, I totally recommended it. 

RATTING: 9 out of 10 (and in my heart this is a 10 out of 10.....oh and yeah....BADASS SEAL OF APPROVE.....sue me Joe XD)